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My mate’s allergic to rice…



He’s basmatic.



Shappi Khorsandi

Date: 2009-12-19 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vectorious.livejournal.com
It was her contribution to cracker jokes on a Guardian feature

Date: 2009-12-19 11:31 am (UTC)
emperor: (Default)
From: [personal profile] emperor
*groan*

Date: 2009-12-19 11:52 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-19 09:49 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-20 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Did you hear the joke about placing 10,000 packets of the stuff in a line?

That brought about a rice mile.

Date: 2009-12-20 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vectorious.livejournal.com
I am now trying to think of a new rice joke...

Date: 2009-12-20 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
A grain of rice visited my surgery the other day and complained he was feeling off colour.

I asked if he was saffron.

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